cyberstalking

Posted on January 17th, 2005 in Friends

For the past hour or so I’ve been cyberstalking people I knew in elementary and middle school; mostly girls I had crushes on years before I had thought about doing anything close to dating. It’s fun to see what you can learn: someone went to this college, wrote this paper, dated this guy, found that old time religion. If you’re lucky, you may even find a recent photo, the holy grail of any cyberstalker. Some people have become all but unreachable, but even then you can usually find a datum or two. I wonder if any of my stalkees read this blog? …unlikely.

After a while I got bored and stalked myself, returning this stunningly accurate webpage.

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D. F. Smith

January 17, 2005 at 6:23 am


http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=david+smith&type=1

Man, I’m all kindsa shit.

DFS.

Arcy

January 17, 2005 at 11:54 am


I do not exist. That seems about right.

Fritz F.

January 17, 2005 at 3:10 pm


Can you let us in on what the new strategy is?

David

January 19, 2005 at 3:53 pm


Sort of related, but it’s pretty funny to look at Greg Kasavin’s [Gamespot] googlism too

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=greg+kasavin&type=1

Adrienne

January 20, 2005 at 2:43 am


It’s okay, Arcy. I don’t exist either apparently.

Also, I want to know if Andrew stalks me. Do you, Andrew? DO YOU?

Annalisa

January 20, 2005 at 7:50 am


General wisdom dictates that if you need to ask if they are stalking you, you either don’t have one, or the stalker is really a guild assassin. =P

Adrienne

January 21, 2005 at 3:31 am


Annalisa… He COULD be a ninja. You just never know.

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